From the top- My name is Victor Burnette and I live in Texas. I'm a policy debater, although you couldn't tell it from the positions I run. My partner is a bastard. He does no work whatsoever, so he can sit there and talk to his girlfriend, because they're deeply in love. They're going to get married someday and have 56 kids, even though they'll probably go away to different colleges and never see each other again (In laymen's terms: Fuck you, Thomas!) I've also done some LDing at the national tournament Greenhill, where I got my shit smeared (2-4). Even though my first showing wasn't all that great, I still have nothing but respect for Pritesh and Sublett both of whom did there best to get me prepped. Thanks guys (shameless ass kissing). Aside from debating, I also play ice hockey, guitar and upright bass. I used to have a job slinging ice cream, and was even an assistant manager for a while until the owner demoted me so he could hire his rat bastard nephew Iqbal. I have since been let go because I stopped showing up when I was supposed to work. They actually kept me for almost a week before they fired me. Dumbasses. I will, in all likelihood die a virgin, as the last time I h